apatheticghost:

“how much do you love me?”

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

“hella”

(via theblackship)

svvords:

It’s really nice when people actually start the conversations first bc it makes me feel like they really do care about me

(via beautifullittleideas-deactivate)

mrsclauses:

warpedtoursmoshpit:

today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. so when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said that she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” and THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed. 

(via hoetrovert)

• me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
• me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
• me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
• me: i'ma read the back of this.
• me: lather, rinse, repeat?
• me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
• me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
• me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
• me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
• me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
• me: did i already wash my hair?
• me: i think i did but i don't remember.
• me: i'ma do it again.
• me: FUCK I REPEATED.
• me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
• me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
• me: i bet it's awkward.
• me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
• me: okay time to get out.
• me:
• me:
• me: where the fuck is my towel.

niallar:

niallar:

can we appreciate harry’s face when liam kept flirting with the interviewer

(via thebabysun)